Friends, let me introduce you to my friend, Bad Kitty. I don’t know what makes him so bad, but he has been sitting in the corner as long as I have known him.
As you can see, Bad Kitty’s fur is unusually smooth and shiny, and he is quite statuesque. He is a loyal friend too. Every time I need his advice, I know just where to find him and he never turns his back on me. Bad Kitty is a great listener too, he doesn’t interrupt me, just lets me bounce things off of him. Bad Kitty keeps me on my best behavior with his words of wisdom.