- Storm Blows Chicken into The Tiniest Tiger’s Neighborhood
- Vote for your Favorite “Chicken” Comment!
- Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Friends, I just finished my breakfast and settled in my Thinking Circle to work when I heard the strangest noise. My mom heard it too, because she was looking at me to see what I thought about the noise. We cats can hear exceptionally well, you know. When we looked out the office door, we couldn’t believe our eyes!
Up the Hill Neighbor Cat was having a standoff with a Chicken! That Chicken was really telling the Cat off too. hahahahahahaha! I shouldn’t laugh, but I can’t help myself. When the Chicken would walk closer to the Cat, the Cat would run away. I would have gone out to investigate, but my mom wouldn’t let me. I am relieved because that Chicken has some serious looking claws, and mine are trimmed remember.
Our neighbor Susie came out to lure the chicken back into her yard with a bucket of bird seed. My mom asked her if the chicken lived in her habitat? Susie laughed and said no but thinks the storm blew the chicken in from a farm! We did have a strong storm with wild wind last night. That poor Chicken must be thinking it is not in Kansas anymore!
Friends, let’s have some fun. Who will write the best Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? comment?
After you leave your response. We will narrow it down and Vote!
OK….Ready…Go!
Dan says
Why did the chicken cross the road?
As a good example to all the Armadillos.
de says
The chicken crossed the road to escape from Chick Fil A
William Haney says
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To avoid KFC…
Krysti says
To correct the audience!
“I’m not a chicken~, I’m a ~rooster!”
Carla says
That is a chicken… A rooster is still a chicken. It diffently not a hen with all that decoration on it.
Gracey says
Hi Krysti,
This is a Rooster, a male chicken. A female is called a Hen. Both are chickens. 😉
Krysti says
Yeah, but I’m betting anything as macho as that rooster wouldn’t want to be called a chicken! ;D
But I stand corrected. 🙂
Gracey says
I bet you are right Krysti! I better call him a Rooster! He has pretty sharp looking claws!
Roberta says
Chicken crossed the road to prove to the ‘possum that it could be done.
Janell says
The chicken wanted directions to the yellow brick road. HeHeHeHe!!! Get it! Dorothy and wizard of oz reference! I’m so silly. Maybe I had too much coffee??
Gracey says
Hi Janell. Maybe not enough coffee? hahahahahaah Ia m teasing of course.
Jennifer says
Because she flew the coop!
Dionis Blauser says
To consult with Bossy Backyard Blue Jay about how to keep the other chickens in line
Jennifer Parsons says
To flee from the fierce Tiniest Tiger. The chicken may have claws, but Gracey can pounce as well as the big cats!
Gracey says
Thank you for your vote of confidence Jennifer, but just between you and me, I am not going anywhere neat that Rooster! ~shiver~
Sharon Hipley says
Chicken came looking for the winner of Bissell MVP contest never met a celebrity before and it her the winner looked just like a tiger
Lisa says
To avert a potential cat-astrophe!
Gracey says
Lisa,
Good one!
Trish says
I got nothin’ for ya on this one, but will say I love this story!
Gracey says
Hi Trish, sending you a nosetap!
Leslie Evans says
The chicken did not blow in with the storm. He is attorney Ben Matcock, who has come to represent Bossy Backyard BlueJay in the War and Peanut case.
Janell says
good one!
Janet Vandenabeele says
Yeah, my favorite so far. 🙂
Leslie Evans says
Thanks, Janell and Janet. It’s fun adding to Gracey’s adventures!
Gracey says
Leslie, hahahahahaha. That is clever.
Janet Vandenabeele says
Why did the chicken cross the road? To donate money to TTT’s cause of the month, of course!
Why did baseball chicken cross the road? Because *he* just got a perfect game stolen from him, too! (Hey, it was the Detroit Tigers’ pitcher!)
Why did the chicken cross the road? To steal Gracey’s peanut and make thousands of fans wonder…
Kathy Andersen says
I believe the chicken crossed the road just so she could catch a glimpse of Miss Gracey. The chicken had heard so very much about Miss Gracey in the animal world, that curiousity got the best of it and she just had to come to check out your habitat. Come to think of it, curiousity is one of a cat’s traits, could this chicken be part cat? hmmmmmmmm
Heather says
To ask Up the Hill Cat how to get back to his farm